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While I never had the opportunity to shop in Soviet Russia, my guess is that the Trader Joe’s in Union Square is as close to the hammer and sickle as I’m going to get.  The only difference is that I choose to be there and my hair isn’t feathered.  The florescent lights zombify everyone below, the shelves are often bare and the lines are as epic as the 45th Anniversary Edition of Dr. Zhivago.  So why go there?  Because Trader Joe’s sells fancy food at Underdeveloped...

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