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Holy F*** Our First Hurricane!

Having never been through a hurricane, it’s hard to know what to do. Other than panic, of course. According to the emergency map issued by NYC, we live in ZONE B. I’m not sure what that means – will the storm surge flood our first floor apartment? No way, that would be crazy! I’m mean, it’s not like we live in ZONE A. Those suckers are screwed.

Our Survival List

Get batteries
Fill the bathtub with water
Get baby wipes (you know, to stay fresh…)
A crate of wine
Maybe some candles?
TONS of canned beans
Definitely Beano
Enough water to fill a lake
Some chains (In case our neighbors get all Mad Max on us)

Here’s something else we will do:

Your comments

  1. Mackenzie Daggett says:

    If I was previously unsure of my top candidates for people to weather a rare and dangerous storm with, my quest is now over (post lovemaking, of course). Stay safe over there, and keep being your hilarious, amazing selves. Seriously, how did you come up with that video? I have watched it many many times and it only gets funnier.

  2. Robyn Okrant says:

    I hope hunkering down is romantic and fun, not terrifying. You do seem energized by all of this, which I’m enjoying.

  3. cindy ouellette says:

    Loved it. It’s fun hunkering down. should you call the baby Irene Cindy? I think that would be nice. But what if it’s a boy? Ired? Anyways, loved the movie.

  4. cathleen says:

    Shopping is done, tank is filled. I bought a poncho so we can take a walk. Subways are shutting down, we’ll see how it goes…

  5. Brian says:

    Irene if it is a girl. Storm if it is a boy.

  6. Adrianne says:

    Bread, peanut butter, raisins, more wine, open the windows slightly to equalize the pressure and stand by with a mop.